At Bowling 12/12

It looks like weed, so put it in my bag.

12/8/10 On Facebook

My friend: Ugh Facebook is being bisexual.

Me: What?

My Friend: It's being retarded. It won't let me send a you message. Can I email you?

Me: Did you just insult yourself?

My Friend: Umm. No....maybe.



My friend is bisexual...

At Home 12/5/10

Me to my mom.
THAT'S AN INACCURATE ACCUSATION!!!

After School 12/3/10

It's processing.

Math 12/2/10

Yes, this really happened, AND SHE WAS SERIOUS!
Teacher: I can't see anything, I only have one contact in.
Students: Where's the other one, did you lose it?
Teacher: No, it's in my mouth.

Emailed 12/2/10

Please don't email me to this email...unless your responding to this email.

Science 12/2/10

"I'm tinkered!"